Friday, September 24, 2010

Our hats off to her....hamari topi unke sar


Our hats off to her..... hamari topi unke sar
 by Nabeel Hashmi
Khush hain aaj hum kiunke bane hain SM ki  Aankhon ke taare
Bhayya mehnat apni ho ya tareef kamai ho dusron ke sahare
Kya farqqqq parhta hai chaap liya gar kuch ditto internet se
Right click ker ker ke baqi synonyms to hain hamaareee

I have been left bemused by the shrewdness of some of my class-mates or I should rather call them people studying in my class as I hardly know majority of them. Some of the recent applause, they received from our teacher Ma’am Sadia Mehmood on their blogs were never written by them. Sad isn’t it?
Give me a break, are we here to gather appreciation on the back of copied stuff and immaculate pieces of writing from seniors. I feel pity for those who think “marks guarantee you success”. They forgot the fact that this assistance will only work for a couple of years more, but once they step out of university life no one will be there to help them.  Then, they will realise what have they lost behind because in search of marks they are unconsciously or subconsciously self-stopping their mental growth.
I may not be the most brilliant student of all but I am certainly not the dullest one.  I AM SECOND TO NONE!
Well, I should come out of my self-obsession and talk about the blog thing. I remember, our teacher told us to come up with interesting and controversial topics. Thankfully, this week just like many others I didn’t have to think even for a second on what thing I should write because it can’t get more controversial than plagiarism and cheating with your own teacher...... Jinke Liye aapne tareefon ke qaseede likh diyen hon.
It is far better to explore yourself rather than exploring on search engines like Google or Yahoo.  Looking for help is different than relying solely on help.
Examinations are not too far, everything will be crystal clear “Kon kitney Paani me hai” because neither there will be any internet nor any senior. It would be like icing on a cake if Ma’am Sadia takes cell phones of all students in our terminal because there are students who spend their night before the morning of the paper in writing answers in their mobiles. And those who will be caught even once while cheating will be thrown out of the class to kya hee baat hogi. Then students will go begging to the teacher and that also with a lie that there GP is above 3.4 and they want to maintain that please give me good marks. I have witnessed such pleading in every semester from people who hardly have GP around even 2.4, well, well, well. If the students don’t follow the system, they should never criticize it too as change will only come when an individual understand his or her responsibility.
Jo waqt chala gaya use yaad na kar
Parhna likhna tere bas ki baat nhi
Mehnat kar hasad na kar pyare
Sahafi banna koi Aasaaan baat nhin
Looking into my own pathetic poetry, I would like to highlight the fact that I may not have learnt anything while looking at the media on my television set but I have understand the lessons from Banke Mian’s Qawwalis.

Everything which looks funny is not a joke

I Apologise

On behalf of my whole group I am saying that things written in this blog are so damn true.
If anyone, feel offended by this then I would say Aapke kartoot he aise hain Sudhar jayen
 abhi bhi waqt hai. Furthermore, I want to assure you that if again anyone did anything
 Wrong... Me definitely dubara likhne ki ghustakhi karunga.

58 comments:

  1. wow...i really want to read that copied article now :D

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  2. harsh at places but well written all the same. kudos

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  3. well written .... u r good at poetry yar ;) jo likha and jis sense mein bhi likha ... hay tou sach :)

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  4. hahahahah nice poetry. Your blog is pretty right students apne assignements waghaira copy paste he kerte hain net se ya phir kisi aur ka chaap ker banate hain mostly aur marks lejate hain ache. But when they appear in exams woh buri tarhan expose hote hain.

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  5. You are pretty brave:) as you have openly criticized your class mates but in my opinion you have done the correct thing isliye thumbs up. It is pretty sad:S that marks gain kerne ke chakkar me students apni aqalon ko taale laga dete hain aur chapai per rely kerte hain. I think one should think ke without being creative they can never extend their circle of thought

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  6. Wo Wo Wo so true and so hilarious at the same time.... yaar you have mixed both the serious part and the funny one so well . Hats off to youuuuuu:P:P

    Well it is pretty sad to know that students still have narrow vision

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  7. jo kuch bhi aapne likha woh almoxt har inxtitution me hota bax farq itna hai k hamari karachi univerxity me koi checking itni sakht nhin kerta where as duxri univerxitiex me copy hue we axxignmentx ya koi work axxept nhin kiya jata..
    Any wayx good job keep it up!!!!!

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  8. the funniest part is we all know who they are, yet they still get away with with whatever they do. By the way you have balls :) let's see how things look on Monday!! Now you made this issue so urgent that Ma'am Sadia has to raise it in the class. Zindagi mein 1st time koi acha kaam kia hai tune :P :P :P

    ammar

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  9. awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee NABZ gr8 piece yaar it is funnyyy man kya baat hai aapki once again excellent piece Nabeel bhai excellent. I know your way of pin pointing things and I was expecting something like from you though i don't know what had happened in your class but you have so clearly mention everything that even any stranger can understand the purpose and moral of the blog.

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  10. @ sidra : I didn't mean to hurt anyone I have just quoted whatever the truth is with a light mood aur agar kisi ko bura lagta hai it means he or she is guilty tabhi unhe aisa lage ga

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  11. Zehra thanx for appreciating my poetry :) but poetry k ilawa aur bhi bht kuch hai appreciate kerne ke liye tumhe poetry hee mili thi praise kerne ko :P any way thanx

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  12. Well miss nighat agar ritely kisi ko pin point karen to isme koi burai nhin I am studying mass communication aur future me journalist ban na hai wahan is se ziada karwe facts quote kerne parenge

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  13. Ammar beta maine aur bhi bht ache kaam kiye hain tumhe ye I think acha isliye laga hoga cuz tum bhi yahi kuch kehna chah rahe hoge bus I have raised the issue first yahi baat hai na ?? tell me

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  14. Thank you all for the criticism and appreciation. I will take the criticism positively ok Sidra :) and will work on my weaknesses to be good at bringing things into limelight

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  15. balke I should rather say into spotlight lolzzzz

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  16. Hey I am not saying k u have do anything me to sirf yahi keh rahi hun k sachi ko quote kerne k liye guts chaye hain jo tum me hain and wish u best of luck for future agar initially itne strong aur bold ho to aage kamyaab he rahoge InshALLAH as pressures aur threats ate hain journalists k uper aur jo sustain ker jayen wohi success taste kerte hain

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  17. Pardon .. I am not saying k u have done anything wrong...ye correction kerni thi apne sentence me

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  18. just your cuzn told me that your link is this and you have written some very interesting blog.... After going through the stuff I realized that you have done a excellent job.

    The way u have wrote that apology its awesome u seems to be full of life with have your own style different from others you don't know me I know you Ahsan told me about you I am his fellow at CBM

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  19. cool stuff dude gr888 I knew from Bahria Days that you have that vigor and you can go onto become a good writer.

    Remember Miss Anila's word woh hamesha yahi kehti thi k this boy will become a good writer tumhari he tareef kerti rehti thi bari hat ti thi meri unse wese

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  20. you r absolutely spot on!!! first individual should think are they themselves capable and error free enough????
    Every one just blame the system nothing else.

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  21. Okkkkayyyyy...:)
    hmmmm... :P
    (No coments!) :D

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  22. Maimoona, Why do you want to remain quite if you feel something is wrong then condemn it.

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  23. @Nighat : ye bohat chote se facts quote kiye hain maine yahan newspaper me is se kayi gunaah ziada powerful cricket celebrities ke ghalat karnamon ko condemn kiya hai uska pressure nhin liya editor k pass calls aane per kabhi. ALLAh ka shukar hai I know how to handle pressure and criticism.

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  24. @Sohail: yeah I remember her:)

    @Arwa: If someone wants to blame woh pehle apne girebaan me jhaanke like i don't take regular classes to I cannot blame the teachers for it its my fault.

    Similarly those who have problems with the Electronic equipment missing from our dept then they should realize unhone print ki field me koi jhande nhin gaarhe hain jo unhen Electronic ki pari hai. We all are learning our trade in print media and the learning process is long well I hope electronic equipments are installed in our dept so we can learn some camera facing technques as well

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  25. heheheehehe nabeel i can see ur testosterone is all pumped up. keep it up :P :P hum tumhare saath hain :P :P

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  26. lolzzzz Sidra I am pretty calm as normal as ever.

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  27. awesome-tareeeeennn work nabeel....bas link dene ki kami reh gaye :p

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  28. You are absolutely correct!!! my friend pehle tum logon ko print me atleast achi base banani chaye hai then u should think of moving on to electronic side.

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  29. @ Maham: ye buri baat hoti link dena because I am not against the group but I am against the activities of some of its members.
    I think us group Me kafi log hain who are pretty good and Intelligent like Ghazal Zehra, Sana Batool, Fatima Mazhar ye log kafi ache hain Phir Seher hai Kanwal hai inko me janta hun they are pretty good people woh to khud apne kuch group members se pareshan hain. In logon se me personally sorry kersakta hun agar inko burilagi ho meri baat.....

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  30. Wese I forgot to mention ek baat bhaaiiijaaan tum jazbaat me akar dusron ko phanswa doge agar miss ne waqi me cell phones leliye to i think kafi saare pareshani me ajaenge cheating kahan se karenge hahahhahah:):):):):)

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  31. Just read this blog. I just like to elaborate one fact that you have talked about too that Why people do not come up with their work. What will happen at most a teacher will scold them that's it but they will be able to know where do they need to improve and in this they can overcome their weaknesses. You have done a pretty good job with this piece of blog.

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  32. Exactly, yahi baat agar students sochlen to kya baat hai ke apni ghaltiyon se he seekhta hai insaan. Agar blog ya assignment apne kiya hua ho aur ghaltiyan nikali jayen ya daant diya jae to woh beizzati hume future me hone waali baari embarrassments se bacha leti hain.

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  33. Chaah gaya larke.... Wonerful piece

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  34. aray nabeel poetry aur tum se wo bhi itni set wali.... pehli baar likhi hui dekhi na tabhi commnet kia :)
    i agree to each n everythng u wrote n its worth praising !
    the easiest thng is blame the system n say sab kerte hein hum kiun nahi karain ! ... no body realize "we" constitute the system...

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  35. Zehra ab agar system per baat shuru ki to phir bohat lambi behas hogi and people will just say system kharab hain hum kya karen are bhae If you can not change the system then atleast don't follow if it is bad may be your resistance might encourage others to stand against the weak or corrupt system.

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  36. If others are doing something wrong and its reaping rewards for them, it doesn't mean that we should become a part of that band-wagon too because such benefits are temporary and u need to look out for permanent solutions and benefits to survive in fast growing world. Cheating can save you once, twice, thrice lets say a dozen times but think what will happen if you are left alone to do a work on your own without any help of friends .... without any facilities of internet.....
    So its better that we change out attitude today so our tomorrow can be brighter.

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  37. Hehehe, i guess things r getting out of control tabhi uv chosen this topic, kafi jazbaat mei akar likha hai apne:p
    A very well written article indeed.Great job Nabeel :D

    Umair.

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  38. And i absolutely loved the way you ended ur article, plus the poetry made it even better..:D


    Umair.

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  39. nabeel i was sayng the same thng !!! :)

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  40. buahahahaah....buhat aala ..treat kala....!! lolx
    Excellently written, simply awesum.I beg you not to remove this article by next one and a half year because it will help me as soon as i get into a university where "Faculty" :P is well educated and recognised.
    Man the poetry in it is out of the world,unlike dull lines of faraz,wasi or what so ever....!!

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  41. @ Umair out of control nhin bhae koi phadda thori ho raha hai ek cheez mujhe ghalat lagi maine uske uper likhdiya and thanx for your comments:)

    @ Zehra tum kya same keh rahi thi????? Poetry ya system wale ki baat kar rahi ho

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  42. @ Hammad don't worry I won't remove it :P aur abhi tum A levels ki socho University baad ki baat hai.......... haha tumko bhi poetry achi lagi.

    Well poetry to maine ek funny element ke tor per ki thi asal issue to plagiarism ka tha aur dusron se apne blog likhwaane ka phir tafreefen hasil hone ka un per

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  43. Zabardast blog likha hai bhai aap to writer hogaye well I think tumne pura sum up kerdia k log sochte hain k MARKS GUARANTEE THEM SUCCESS which is wrong they play a normal part (its your work jo aapko job me help kerta hai aage barhne me)

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  44. Private evening coaching classes are the hub of plagiarism.Students irrespective of what to study to get excellence,they follow and "Ratta-fy" the notes(plagiarized) by the so called good teachers.They dont even realize that they are ruining the future of individuals.Students should not be blame as they are blind-folded at this stage and doesnt have full knowledge of what they are doing.
    I didnt know that plagiarism is being practiced at University level before reading this article.Its a big shame....!!

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  45. @ Hammad: This is not the case here our teacher is not ruining anyone's future...... ye students hain jo khud apne dushman hain ..... I don't think Miss ko pata tha first attempt me k it was copy pasted blog other wise woh tareef kerne k bajaye zaroor daant ti.

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  47. whox diS?????? helllooo take it easy this is not good to take any one's name like dis. Secondly, If you are so bold to then Please mention your name.

    thank you

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  48. V V V well written :) controversial topic ko itna hilarious way me present kya hai aapne;) Meri topi aapke sar lolzzzzzz. Hats off to you:)

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  49. what can I say.. you nailed it... It's a very sorry state of being....

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  50. hmmm.... it seeem u hv got enufff of it.... but yehh all ill say is that u conveyd ur msg in a beautifull way....

    vo kehte hainaa... sanp bhi mar jai n lathi bhi na tote...

    gr8 work....

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  51. @ Sehrish: Thank you haan kal se sab topiyan he de rahe hian mujhe I mean appreciate ker rahe hain thanx sis.

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  52. @ Zohaib: mujhe pata tha koi apni habshi wali baat keroge insaano ka to zikar he nhin bhai saanp agaya beech me....... Enuff to nhin abhi to bht patience baqi hai bas ek cheez ghalat lagi to likhdiya.

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  53. Oh man! u have made half century of comments... :)
    Now I think, I should also become a part of wot has become a talk of the town...

    Indeed a courageous step, full of info and interesting piece of writing too...
    poetry k lye (no comments :P)

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  54. Yeah idhar to half century mukammal hoagyi mujhe umeed to thi k kafi comments aayenge cuz topic he aise tha aur log ki nafs se me waaqif hun k log normal baaton se ziada controversies ka ziada maza uthate hain lolzzzzz.

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  57. Remarkable the way you blend serious issue with humour. Well written boy!!!!!

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